1. juuzoumygod:

    foxzes:

    fakethistoyourgrave:

    What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

    do u mean excited

    image

    (via ohaiimstacey)

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  2. nyxweaver:

    grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

    nyxweaver:

    sarkhan-volkswagen:

    nyxweaver:

    abzan-houses:

    nyxweaver:

    y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

    Two

    Thousand

    men

    ate

    their

    dicks.

    well playtime is over you’re all grounded

    (via queen-of-the-void)

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  3. 2k13blogger:

    does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

    (via queen-of-the-void)

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  4. hybridthry:

    hybridthry:

    what’s booker’s favourite drink?

    mountain dewitt

    just kidding it’s scotch and regret

    (via queen-of-the-void)

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  5. pokethetriforce:


"In the name of the triforce, I will punish you!"

So apparently Hyrule Warriors has some killer glitches

    pokethetriforce:

    "In the name of the triforce, I will punish you!"

    So apparently Hyrule Warriors has some killer glitches

    (via queen-of-the-void)

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  6. There’s a brief moment when you first wake up where you have no memories, a blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness, but it doesn’t last long and you remember exactly where you are and what you are trying to forget.
    – (via psych-facts)

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  8. photo

    photo

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  9. heatoise:

    *sees a dog*

    me: holy shit

    (via tessahandswebmemrm)

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  10. shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

    shitshilarious:

    queerqueerspawn:

    james-tiqueerius:

    queerqueerspawn:

    glampersand:

    glowcloud:

    kittiesinqueerland:

    robalyn:

    the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

    new york to haiti

    greenland is right out

    ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

    Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

    Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

    There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

    In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

    As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

    Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

    (via cronastaco)

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  11. skypestripper:

    skypestripper:

    math.. more like

    image

    image

    (via tessahandswebmemrm)

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  12. penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

    penis-hilton:

    7eleven:

    What does that say

    idk

    (via cronastaco)

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  13. internetgf:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:


I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.

It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.

but groceries

    internetgf:

    h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

    I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.

    It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.

    but groceries

    (via artistardis)

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  14. samzilla:

lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them

    samzilla:

    lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them

    (via tessahandswebmemrm)

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  15. after James proposes to Lily

    sirius: you know what this means right

    remus: sirius no

    james: sirius no

    sirius: we get to plan

    remus:

    james:

    sirius: a STAG party

    17 hours ago  /  6,459 notes  /  Source: queenaramis