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truthwillberevealed asked: I'm liking all reblogging all of your things. Is this why we are friends?

THIS IS WHY WE ARE AWESOME FRIENDS
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Ron: lucky we didnt panic
Hermione: nigga
Harry: Bitch please lucky we got hermione
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Devil snare devil snare its deadly fun but will dissolve in the sun
i think thats what it is
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Shout out to hagrid for telling the trio what they need to know by slipping information
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Filch: Shame they let the old punishments die. Had you hanging by your thumbs. Boy i miss the screaming
Filch was into that kinky shit
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Dont talk to strangers or else they’ll give you dragons in exchange for a stone that can help you live forever
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Harry: HERMIONE SNAPE’S BAD!
Hermione: OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT
-years later-
Harry: HERMIONE DRACO’S BAD
Hermione: You’re so wrong! Harry omg how can you be so stupid
Me:

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I ship Dumbledore and Flemel more than Dumbledore and Grindelwald
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Forever wondering what i’d see in the Mirror or Erised
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Harry- Starts out naive and happy. gets more and more sad looking as the years go by
Hermione: Starts out like a know it all bitch. gets more and more nicer
Ron- Starts out fun. gets more and more weird
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Hermione: Besides you’re saying it WRONG. It’s leviOsar not levioSAR
Ron: lets see you do it then
Hermione: WinGARDIUm levIOsar
Ron: fuck you
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Snitch: *Flying right in front of harry barely moving*
Wood: *looks everywhere but where the snitch is flying*
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Hermione: If you dont mind i’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to have us killed or worse expelled
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities
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“I want you to mount it. Grip it tight. You dont want to be sliding off the end”
I tell everyone that all the time
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i just lost a follower…….