1. berryhudson:

    why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

    (via cronastaco)

    5 hours ago  /  301,517 notes  /  Source: kelly-kapoor

  2. brommunism:

    brommunism:

    i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

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    of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

    (via florence-bobo)

    6 hours ago  /  31,710 notes  /  Source: boommunism

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  4. radikari:

    what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

    • straight girls all have long hair
    • lesbians always have short hair
    • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
    • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
    • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

    (via cronastaco)

    6 hours ago  /  77,970 notes  /  Source: radikari

  5. surprisebitch:

    when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

    (via cronastaco)

    6 hours ago  /  91,451 notes  /  Source: surprisebitch

  6. geniusofthehole:

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O 

    geniusofthehole:

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    (via cronastaco)

    6 hours ago  /  258,463 notes  /  Source: climateadaptation

  7. jizzkin:

    straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

    *silence*

    gay people on tv show: *exist*

    ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

    (via cronastaco)

    8 hours ago  /  139,626 notes  /  Source: sadtit

  8. disowns:

    i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

    (via blueoblivious)

    8 hours ago  /  258,566 notes  /  Source: disowns

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  10. hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

    hellyeahhomestuck:

    These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

    (via txlover)

    8 hours ago  /  88,855 notes  /  Source: hellyeahhomestuck

  11. tylerbreezeus:

    the-girl-who-dreams-big:

    yungshawtyche:

    mackiecheese:

    demigodsavatards-go:

    gaaaaaayy:

    versoseprosa:

    Teen Titans Theme Song

    Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

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    THIS SHOULDVE BEEN THE FUCKING THEME SONG

    i caNT BREATHE

    My lord. The sound is better than I imagined.

    YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    CAN WE PLEASE BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL???

    Let’s just get RID OF THIS TEEN TITANS GO BULLSHIT AND BRING THE ORIGINAL SERIES BACK WITH NEW FUCKING EPISODES GOD YESS !

    (via oda-kirby)

    11 hours ago  /  321,792 notes  /  Source: kari-morano

  12. littlesammythemoose:

    pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex

    (via xxcoffinxxkittyxx)

    11 hours ago  /  22,791 notes  /  Source: littlesammythemoose

  13. cptainsteverogers:

naughty—america:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT THE FUCK

    cptainsteverogers:

    naughty—america:

    gracefully-found:

    crydaisy:

    Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

    This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

    WHAT THE FUCK

    (via nialltingale)

    13 hours ago  /  161,473 notes  /  Source: kaktusist

  14. Reblog if your parents have ever:

    madam-squishy:

    - pointed out acne
    - treated you like a little slave (you get them EVERYTHING)
    - made fun of people who you idolize
    - made you feel like an outcast
    - ever called you a mistake or worthless
    - forced you to go to a place where you weren’t comfortable
    - made jokes about your weight
    - made you cry
    - made you break down
    - made you feel like you were all alone
    If so I’m going to send each and everyone of you a message!

    (via nialltingale)

    14 hours ago  /  84,069 notes  /  Source: madam-squishy

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